Keeping Clean?

Me: "Yeah, I'm thinking I might skip the showering tonight and just sleep."
Jill (roommate): "Okay."
Me: "I wonder if I can get away with not showering..."
*pause*
Me: "Yeah, I'll just do it in the morning."
Jill: "Oh, I thought you were going to Google it."
Me: "GOOOOOOGLE! *How to get away with not showering*"

http://www.campusghanta.com/2012/01/12/how-to-get-by-without-having-a-shower-for-a-week/

Let me just clarify the situation:

1) I showered last night, so it's not like I'm rocking some stank-nasty grunge and denying myself the necessity that is personal hygiene. I've also been up studying for a test I have tomorrow morning, so right now I just would rather get sleep than take a shower.
2) I have a slight obsession with Google and the act of googling. Anything. Everything.
2a) I sing "GOOOOOOGLE!" a certain way when I'm about to look up something absurd. That's why it merits the specific typage. (sure, it's a word...)
3) This was the first site I found, and Jill and I were laughing so hard that we could barely read it all the way through. So I thought I'd share.

I'm NOT encouraging anyone to try these methods.

However, should someone decide to, I'd love to know how it fares for them...

That's all for tonight! Back to Physics studying =^/

OH! AND TO ADD: I haven't looked at anything on this site besides this article I'm referencing, which, for clarity's sake, is called "How To Live Without Bathing." Just sayin, I'm not responsible should you click on a different link and wind up somewhere unhappy. Fair warning.